This was originally posted at The Feminist Mystique as part of the Last Name Project. Republished here with permission.

I am not currently married, but I can say without a doubt that the “last name” debate is a deal-breaker for me. If someone I dated told me they wanted me to change my name when we got married, I would end the relationship then and there. In fact, I dated a woman last year who was baffled at the idea of me not changing my name to hers (“But my family name is more important to me than it is to you!”—see Reason #2). I told her that if it was a deal breaker for her, I understood because it was a deal breaker for me. We broke up two weeks later.

When I do marry, I am absolutely keeping my own name. My children are another story. My current partner is fantastic and I would love to marry her. However, she does not want to have any children biologically and given the legal status of gay people in this country, I would not want to deprive her of any rights. I’m not sure if it will make a difference, but if giving our children her last name gives her more legal rights, I would give our children both of our names. That way, in case I die or become incapacitated, our children would not fall under the legal protection of my family or the state but her, the other parent.

But what worries me most is that people claim to me that this is a “choice”—which is apparently the new motto of the women’s movement. If it were a choice, why are 90% of women changing their name? Why aren’t 50% of men changing their names AND 50% of women? 

Despite the fact that it’s 2012, the vast majority of my female friends still change their name to their husbands’. The following is a breakdown of the reasons I hear most frequently:

1) “It’s just easier”—easier for whom? Him? Your kids? Hasn’t this been the reasoning behind women’s oppression for hundreds of thousands of years? This might be harder on YOU, but your kids, partner, and family are more important—think about them first? Whenever a woman says that to me I want to say back: Let me know when you’re standing at the DMV line for two hours if this decision truly ends up being “easier.” A woman I dated last year tried to use that reasoning on me—“you’d be making your kids’ lives harder.” My answer: By keeping my last name, I’d be making my kids’ lives harder? Really? What about my personal fulfillment? What about knowing that keeping my name is important to me? Won’t I be a better partner and mother if I feel satisfied and happy in my own identity?

2) “It was really important to him/his family” or “His family is really conservative.” You never hear women say “well my family is really liberal so I’m not changing it.” Why does his family matter more? And why should his family’s desires factor into YOUR NEW family?

3) “I wanted to have the same last name as my kids.” Hmm…And why can’t your kids have your name? Or why can’t you all change your last name together? Why is the default still your husband’s?

4) “I really didn’t like my father/have any connection to him/don’t want to pass on his legacy.” This to me is the most valid reason of all, but why don’t we ever hear men say this? Don’t men just as frequently have poor relationships with their fathers as well? President Obama’s dad took off when he was young (impregnating Obama’s mom while still married to his first wife), yet President Obama’s name isn’t Barack Robinson (Michelle’s maiden name). Even worse, both of his kids also pass on this man’s less-than-prestigious personal record. Now this man gets to pass his name on to the Presidency, and be forever revered in honor as one of the most powerful men in history.  

5) “I’m not really attached to my name/I don’t really care.” You don’t care about your name? You don’t care about your identity? This to me is the saddest of all reasons, and the ultimate proof of sexism in this debate. You care about yourself so little, you’re willing to completely change your identity to fit someone else’s (typically the man’s). Truly disturbing and sad.

6) “I really don’t LIKE my name.” It’s too clunky! It’s too long! It’s too short! It sounds like this (rhyme)! I always got teased! Please. I meet dudes all the time with ridiculous last names (legit: “Balz”). Are they changing it? No. This reason is just another version of #5, or another version of female self-loathing. Just change what we’re talking about and this could be a girl’s brunch conversation in Anytown, USA. “Ugh I hate my thighs!” “My hair is too short” “Oh I really hate XYZ about myself.” Girls, learn to love yourself.