I was sure I didn’t want children, then an unexpected pregnancy changed everything. It’s a Saturday morning, and I think I’m pregnant. I go to the bathroom and unwrap a pregnancy test—pH paper inside a plastic stick. I sit on the toilet and awkwardly place the plastic stick under my urine stream. I set the […]
Dear Dana is a bi-weekly advice column for humans who engage in romantic relationships. Please send your dilemmas, issues, conundrums, assumptions, conflicts, anxieties, worriments, obstacles, complications, predicaments, queries, questions, and any other synonyms for “problems” to deardana@rolereboot.org. Dear Dana: I am an introvert. I am definitely not shy, but I suck at using my words. When […]
Dear Dana is a bi-weekly advice column for humans who engage in romantic relationships. Please send your dilemmas, issues, conundrums, assumptions, conflicts, anxieties, worriments, obstacles, complications, predicaments, queries, questions, and any other synonyms for “problems” to deardana@rolereboot.org. “Why are you still single?” I’ve been asked this question fairly frequently by guys I go on online dates […]
Dear Dana is a bi-weekly advice column for humans who engage in romantic relationships. Please send your dilemmas, issues, conundrums, assumptions, conflicts, anxieties, worriments, obstacles, complications, predicaments, queries, questions, and any other synonyms for “problems” to deardana@rolereboot.org. Dear Dana, I have had a crush on a dude for like three months and he only just now […]
You’ll receive lots of dick pics. 1) Online dating profiles tend to be BORING AS HELL because they are usually written to cast as wide a net as possible so as to attract every single fish in the whole wide ocean. Which is a terrible idea because unless you’re looking to pass around a sexually transmitted disease, […]
Since becoming a new mom, Dana Norris has learned that motherhood isn’t a job. It’s a state of being. It’s 6:30am and I am covered in bodily fluids, none of which are my own. In the past 20 minutes my 4-month-old son has peed, vomited, cried, and pooped on me. He is in his second crib sheet, […]
