Role Reboot

Why I Don’t Complain About Seeing Pictures Of My Friends’ Babies On Facebook

I’m still ambivalent about the idea of having children, but if I do, I hope my kid knows I loved him enough to constantly piss off all my friends by posting pictures of him. It’s a law of nature that given any sort of resource, people will use that opportunity to be annoying about it. Personally, […]

I’m The Mom Whose Baby Photos You’re Blocking On Facebook

This originally appeared on Salon. Republished here with permission. Posting our fifth mother-daughter-hangout selfie from the Science Museum isn’t an act of competitive warfare or proof that I think I’m winning at parenting. It’s because I need there to be a record. I’m the parent whose baby’s photos you’re blocking on Facebook. I don’t blame you—I […]