Role Reboot

A Husband’s Guide To Maintaining A Happy Housewife

If you get home before 5pm and your beloved housewife is already drinking, don’t judge her. I am a housewife. I chose to be a housewife 10 years ago. I clean the kitchen after every single meal and snack time. I get the kids looking nice in freshly laundered clothing and attempt to comb each […]

Why I’d Never Be With A Man Who Always Pays The Bill

Any woman who’s ever had her meal paid for by a man would know these “gifts” are very rarely free. A few weeks ago I went on a date with a charming man I met on Tinder. The date went splendidly—he chewed with his mouth shut, was kind enough to share his duck breast, and conversation was as organic as […]